that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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