Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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