That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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