i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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