Whod you bang
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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