): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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