if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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