Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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