Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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