ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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