HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
