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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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