If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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