I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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