Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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