How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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