he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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