Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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