well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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