and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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