so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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