her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
false alarm, still single
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