: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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