i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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