She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
time to smoke my breakfast
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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