fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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