The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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