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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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