I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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