I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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