He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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