Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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