She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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