You surviving the open bar?
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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
And the cops told us we were all naked.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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