white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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