who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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