fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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