Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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