i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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