What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize