I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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