i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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