I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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