Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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