i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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