that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
