I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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