just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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