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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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