I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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