he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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