you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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