Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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