Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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