he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Randomize
