the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
