would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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